Ten things piano players say that most other people do not:

Ten things piano players say more often than non-piano players:

10) Where are my gloves?
9) Are there instructions on how to close this waffle iron?
8) Not "shopping list", Chopin and Liszt.
7) Would you unjam my paper shredder for me?
6) Why don't you cut the vegetables and I'll go tidy up the den instead?
5) No, really, where are my gloves?
4) I don't smell hand lotion...
3) I prefer my pecans shelled.
2) I'd shake your hand, but I don't want to give you this nasty cold...
1) No, I said, "I'm a pianist".